[转]一些有趣的东西。。。鸟语 慎入
> Subject: FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES ( LOVERS OF WORDS )>
> 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
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> 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
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> 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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> 4. A backward poet writes inverse.
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> 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count
> that votes.
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> 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
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> 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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> 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
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> 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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> 10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat
> minor.
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> 11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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> 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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> 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
> Blownapart.
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> 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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> 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
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> 16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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> 17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
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> 18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
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> 19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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> 20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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> 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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> 22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
> at large.
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> 23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
> 24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
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> 25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
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> 26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd
> dye.
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> 27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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> 28. Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.
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> 29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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> 30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
有些我看不懂嗯。。。:014:
全能看懂的告诉我。。。
回复: [转]一些有趣的东西。。。鸟语 慎入
lol, i like it..ive heard some of it b4
i like "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
SF!
回复: [转]一些有趣的东西。。。鸟语 慎入
kiss and hug 情情，暑假开心吗？学校还好吗？回复: [转]一些有趣的东西。。。鸟语 慎入
....可以借给柯南剧场版制作组...当冷笑话材料...回复: [转]一些有趣的东西。。。鸟语 慎入
Melv~~ hugs and kisses~~ ^^My summer was good... school is okay... but there's so much work in gr12... = =
How about you?
Du: Er... these are pretty funny... I mean they aren't that cold...are they? = =
> 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
This is just hilarious... = = (personal opinion)
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好玩~不过有些我也不懂~回复: [转]一些有趣的东西。。。鸟语 慎入
无无,your English is so gooooood!I cannot understand these except the first one:030:
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无无,your English is so gooooood!I cannot understand these except the first one:030:
o come on,no 1 is that perfect.
ton français est très bon
so cheer up^^
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Melv~~ hugs and kisses~~ ^^My summer was good... school is okay... but there's so much work in gr12... = =
How about you?
Du: Er... these are p...A plateau is a high form of flattery
lol i love that one too； i was gonna say then the seafloor is a low form of flattery .:026:
im a junior now...it's nothing better than 12th except we dont have to worry about extrancing college that much...
junior year is s'pposed to be the hardest year..so my friend did a survey for her psychology project....the avg. sleep for us is like 5-6 hours everyday...(pls no chinese way of measuring.....) and our research projects are usually bigger and harder than b4...bunches of craps from teachers usually filled up one's weekend... im taking all those AP classes now (dunno whats called in canada, its a college-credit course)
well anyway, me, in no better condition than u...school is a really competitive place.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd
> dye.
lol
ciao!
wish u good luck^^
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> 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count> that votes.
With wisdom
love it
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