Disorder on the court
Well, these are something funny that actually happened on the court, which should be serious. People didn't make these stupid conversations on purpose, they are just so random.Mel was having a hard time recently, hope these little jokes can help her get rid of depress~^_^
Let's start~!
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Q: All your answers must be oral, do you understand?
A: Yes.
Q: Very well. What is your school's name?
A: Oral.
Q: How many children do you have?
A: Three.
Q: How many boys?
A: No boys.
Q: Then how many girls?
A: ....
Q: Do you and your daughter believe in Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: Yes, we do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, Voodoo.
Q: Can you recognize this person in the picture?
A: Yes, that's me.
Q: So, when this picture was taken, where were you?
A: .....
Q: Can you tell us the exactly time when you saw her in the hall?
A: I can't.
Q: Why?
A: I forgot.
Q: You forgot. So can you give us some example of things you have already forgotten?
A: .....
Q: Tell me, it was you or your brother died on the battlefield?
A: .....
Q: What is the exactly reason that ended your marriage?
A: Death.
Q: Whose death?
A: .....
Q: What is the time that you give birth of your son?
A: June 18th, 3:00PM.
Q: So what were you doing then?
A: .....
Q: When is your birthday?
A: March 26th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: How long have you been living with your son?
A: 37 years.
Q: How old is your son?
A: 24.
(This is the best one)
Q: So, tell me, when you start the autopsy, did you check his pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check his heart beat?
A: No.
Q: Did you check his blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: So, is that still a chance that this man was alive?
A: No, impossible.
Q: Why?
A: Because his brain was set in the jar on my desk.
Q: But there was still a chance that he was alive even in this condition.
A: Well, yes, and he may practising law in front of me.
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That's it~enjoy~
[ 本帖最后由 Nemesis-G 于 2008-6-15 03:05 编辑 ] lol, can't imagine this actually happened, especially on the court
What happened to Mel? Anyway, hope she can get rid of depression.
[ 本帖最后由 conan-sg 于 2008-6-13 17:55 编辑 ] ha ha
Nice Jokes, NGm1 (32)k
Like the last one best.
PS: hope mel can get rid of her depression
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