boyxuxiang 发表于 2008-9-9 18:38:40

原来不是我上了大学,而是大学上了我!(转自迅雷论坛 作者Cannab)

原来不是我上了大学,而是大学上了我!【大学从我身上爬起来,一边提裤子一边冷笑,对我说:“青春留下,你走!”我这才明白:原来不是我上了大学,而是大学上了我!】借此将下文送给上过大学和即将要上大学的同学,这些事情我想大部分上过大学的同学都或多或少的经历过,现在回想起来,那时的日子真是惬意,让人怀念!

▂▃▆█ 早起篇 █▆▃▂


早上起来,看表的时候会http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r61.gif有一瞬间呆滞,然后http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r0.gif。无论如何,一定会先选择http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r48.gif,然后http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r63.gif和http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r64.gif。最终冲向食堂,http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r41.gifhttp://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r74.gif。


▂▃▆█ 学习篇 █▆▃▂


上课的时候http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r45.gif,通常很想http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r79.gif,也一般会http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r14.gif,然后被老师http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r46.gif。啰嗦的老师http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r4.gif和楼长同出一辙,喜欢指指点点http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r38.gifhttp://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r38.gif,让人http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r53.gif。
  

▂▃▆█ 课外篇 █▆▃▂


课余活动丰富多彩,偶尔K歌http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r6.gif,偶尔http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r5.gif,时而还是要做做锻炼http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r18.gif,经常是上BBShttp://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r29.gif。


▂▃▆█ 吃饭篇 █▆▃▂


食堂有点不好评价http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r39.gif,实在难吃的时候http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r16.gif,难吃到不行的时候http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r17.gif。有种冲动想自己http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r68.gif,或者直接http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r34.gif也可以。


▂▃▆█ 考试篇 █▆▃▂


老师宣布考试的时候http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r13.gif,然后http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r1.gif。考试前一个月http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r58.gif,考试前二十五天http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r59.gif,考试前二十天http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r55.gif,考试前十五天http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r2.gif,考试前十天http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r37.gif,考试前五天http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r33.gif,考试前四天http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r19.gif,考试前三天http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r20.gif,考试前两天http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r22.gif,考试前一天http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r80.gif,考试时看到试题http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r60.gif,总想有一个聪明的脑子http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r12.gif,事实上感觉被人抛弃http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r47.gif,考完以后http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r30.gif,承受不住的打击http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r11.gif,想对老师做一件事http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r71.gif,但在成绩出来之后http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r78.gif。原来一向阴险的http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r24.gif还是值得表扬ZAN下http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r76.gif。


▂▃▆█ 睡觉篇 █▆▃▂


上半夜http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r51.gif,午夜http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r77.gif,下半夜http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r52.gif。一般会做梦,自恋狂http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r15.gif,可能会梦到三藏http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r42.gif,或者是变态外星人http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r67.gif,也有可能会是http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r66.gif。我的梦奇异多彩!


▂▃▆█ 恋爱篇 █▆▃▂


一定要有决心http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r62.gif,决不手软http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r3.gif。一定要对自己有信心http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r43.gif,见到帅哥要http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r21.gif,也要含蓄http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r24.gif,学会http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r35.gif,一定要楚楚冻人http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r75.gif,要像http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r25.gif一样http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r72.gif,但记住不要激动http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r73.gif,保持清醒。最后一点,这篇所写,八卦他人http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r28.gif,嘿嘿http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r70.gif!

这就是我们的大学生活了!

daishiyu 发表于 2008-9-9 18:48:48

囧············长期不吃早餐的······
······长期不出宿舍的··········
·长期不说话的··········
电话费总是让人难以支付········
长期熬夜的某····慢慢爬过············= =(-11-)

ZSJ 发表于 2008-9-11 15:33:35

图好赞的说=V=比较喜欢吃饭那个。

zkrobert 发表于 2008-9-11 16:49:29

本木头至今已经是大三,生活有条不紊

原因有二:1.小木头是不住校的......

2小木头的自控能力比较强哈(-8-)

lyguonan 发表于 2008-9-11 16:51:43

呵呵~~很形象啊

云小天 发表于 2008-9-11 18:43:35

嗯,不错
同是大三的飘过,我去做好学生了~

CONAN150022 发表于 2008-9-11 22:40:41

很有意思,雖然我跟這個偏差太大

不定时炸弹 发表于 2008-9-11 23:57:06

青春真蹉跎- -00

daat1928 发表于 2008-9-12 09:43:38

除了标题别的都LJ。。。

!宝宝! 发表于 2008-9-12 13:35:44

m1 (23)k 我的生活也差不多

zkrobert 发表于 2008-9-12 18:09:33

原帖由 云小天 于 2008-9-11 18:43 发表 http://bbs.aptx.cn/images/common/back.gif
嗯,不错
同是大三的飘过,我去做好学生了~


m1 (45)k 握手,那个.我们能做朋友吗

!宝宝! 发表于 2008-9-12 18:20:14

原帖由 zkrobert 于 2008-9-12 18:09 发表 http://bbs.aptx.cn/images/common/back.gif



m1 (45)k 握手,那个.我们能做朋友吗 八卦八卦ZK泡MM(GG)
PS:45S性别混乱可以54

云小天 发表于 2008-9-13 16:10:06

原帖由 zkrobert 于 2008-9-12 18:09 发表 http://bbs.aptx.cn/images/common/back.gif



m1 (45)k 握手,那个.我们能做朋友吗

握手,木头你好^_^.

唯一真相 发表于 2008-9-13 20:26:18

哇考,大学试那么恐怖么?别吓唬我们大一的小朋友好不……

ctrzj 发表于 2008-9-14 14:47:31

好多是COS动漫里面的~
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