Disorder on the court

Nemesis-G

Well, these are something funny that actually happened on the court, which should be serious. People didn't make these stupid conversations on purpose, they are just so random.
Mel was having a hard time recently, hope these little jokes can help her get rid of depress~^_^
Let's start~!

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Q: All your answers must be oral, do you understand?
A: Yes.
Q: Very well. What is your school's name?
A: Oral.

Q: How many children do you have?
A: Three.
Q: How many boys?
A: No boys.
Q: Then how many girls?
A: ....

Q: Do you and your daughter believe in Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: Yes, we do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, Voodoo.

Q: Can you recognize this person in the picture?
A: Yes, that's me.
Q: So, when this picture was taken, where were you?
A: .....


Q: Can you tell us the exactly time when you saw her in the hall?
A: I can't.
Q: Why?
A: I forgot.
Q: You forgot. So can you give us some example of things you have already forgotten?
A: .....


Q: Tell me, it was you or your brother died on the battlefield?
A: .....


Q: What is the exactly reason that ended your marriage?
A: Death.
Q: Whose death?
A: .....


Q: What is the time that you give birth of your son?
A: June 18th, 3:00PM.
Q: So what were you doing then?
A: .....


Q: When is your birthday?
A: March 26th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.


Q: How long have you been living with your son?
A: 37 years.
Q: How old is your son?
A: 24.


(This is the best one)
Q: So, tell me, when you start the autopsy, did you check his pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check his heart beat?
A: No.
Q: Did you check his blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: So, is that still a chance that this man was alive?
A: No, impossible.
Q: Why?
A: Because his brain was set in the jar on my desk.
Q: But there was still a chance that he was alive even in this condition.
A: Well, yes, and he may practising law in front of me.


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That's it~enjoy~

[ 本帖最后由 Nemesis-G 于 2008-6-15 03:05 编辑 ]

conan-sg

lol, can't imagine this actually happened, especially on the court
What happened to Mel? Anyway, hope she can get rid of depression.

[ 本帖最后由 conan-sg 于 2008-6-13 17:55 编辑 ]

hiddern70

ha ha
Nice Jokes, NG
Like the last one best.
PS: hope mel can get rid of her depression