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发表于 2006-4-12 11:07:23
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回复: 笑死啊~~~~今天跟老师开了个N爆笑玩笑。。。。。。
我们的老师。。。
生物老师,坐在overhead前一动不动的。。。整节课就是抄笔记。。。
K:So one glucose molecule can produce 2 ATPs in glycolysis, which are used to transport 2 pyruvates into mitochondria to combine with coenzyme A to form Acetyl CoA, which results in a net gain of 0 ATPs, which means that everything that happens in glycolysis has one sole purpose: to keep the Kreb's cycle functioning... and she goes on and on and on and on... ><
Yearbook老师,75分钟有25分钟在教室我们就偷笑了。。。她翘课比任何学生都厉害。。。
K:So how did everything go today? Did you figure out how many pamphlets we need? Oh! Great. You know what I have to go somewhere now. So I'll leave you in charge.
法语老师,敬业啊。。。T-T
S:Attention, s'il vous plait. Nous aurons un petit quiz demain...
Et l'equipe qui a les plus de bonnes reponses va gagner un prix...
经济老师,咱很喜欢他。。。
H:Don't forget your 100 cue cards are due on Tuesday... Don't put in blank cards. I find them... And don't forget my name. I think my name deserves its own card. |
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