[6.5][事务所AEL]英语笑话......不定期更新- -0

Grey Wing

[CENTER][CENTER]English fun room[/CENTER][/CENTER]
⒈A turtle was walking down a narrow street in New York when he was robbed by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what had happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied,” I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”
[RIGHT][RIGHT](Top joke in Wales)[/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
⒉Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls down. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Clam down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he ‘s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
[RIGHT][RIGHT](Manchester)[/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
⒊An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You should send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” “But, ” The dog replied, “that would make no sense at all. ”
[RIGHT][RIGHT](Europe)[/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
⒋I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
[RIGHT][RIGHT](Top joke in Scotland)[/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
⒌Some boys rented a boat and went fishing on the lake. After they’d caught their fish and were heading back to the dock, one guy asked, “Did you mark the spot where we got all these fish?”
“Of course,” his friend said, “I put a big white cross on the side of the boat where we caught them.”
“You fool!” the first boy said angrily. “What makes you think we will be able to get this boat tomorrow?”
[RIGHT][RIGHT](Top joke in England)[/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
⒍For the dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father called the waiter.
“My son had left quite a lot of meat on his plate.” explained Father. “Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?”
“Gosh, Dad!” shouted the excited boy. “Have we got a dog then?”
JJ,上次内帖实在是粗制滥造,拿这个做补偿吧.......

Grey Wing

占楼- -0

ctrzj

太难了看不懂,有一点翻译也是好的呀

快斗啊

JJ回来呢~~~~~亲亲 ……天啊……太惊喜啦……

正题：偶看不懂

倉井槙

一阵寒风吹过。。
其实几乎都看过中文版的了。

已注册的用户名

还有一个- -谁都知道从哪来的...
A woman was once really fat, then she lost all her weight. One day she watched a video with her friends, and her friends were surprised by her huge body.
A: Wow!
Woman: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!
B: Then how many cameras are actually ON you?

原田哀

MM拖住亲~45所RPING,精华到时候添加.

CONAN150022

:041: 看不懂啊。。。。。我。。。

我是坏人 = =

呵呵，还行，期待更新啊，+分..

东方魔女

都看不懂呀...

新兰毛毛

对了，灰羽什么时候让我看看你的ZP？ 花痴~~~~

snoopy1992

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
亲爱的你竟然出现了....
笑话看的发冷,抱住取暖.
你是实在是把我吓到了.
扑倒.

Nemesis-G

发现灰羽，推倒……

yz520

汗，，，这个完全看不懂的说。。。

浅间立夏

寒.......翻译过来就变味了......生词可以去查嘛......

更新的话到半个月以后吧Orz

hfly

太好了！感谢。

真相只有一个

好象不太好笑啊。。~~~~~~~~