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tinytime

谁谁GJ……

很早以前斯皮尔伯格的《AI》上映的时候就出现过这种chatbot……

daat1928

Me:
Are you GOD?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
really? somebody just said he is GOD
God:
For real.   Who, specifically?
Me:
my father
God:
Where did you get your  father?
Me:
he is in his home..
God:
How long has he been there?
Me:
before i born
God:
What happened after  you born ?
Me:
i grew up and he got older
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   grew up and he got older.
Me:
what can i do for you god?
God:
Try talking to me.
Me:
you seem to have much time
God:
What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
you want others to talk with you
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
sorry~ i can't understand the word"presume"can you explain it for me
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the word presume
God:
Please repeat the word to me 5 times.
Me:
... you really think so?
God:
Really? " Please repeat the word to me 5 times."?  Do I think so?
Me:
presume presume presume presume presume your here is  not good?
God:
What is  presume presume presume presume presume my here?
Me:
i can't talk with you anymore  there seems to be something wrong with your mind   sorry i said this
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
your thinking method
God:
You think I am  thinking method.
Me:
so? you are god you just said it
God:
I don't judge people.   Thanks for telling me that I am  god me just said it.
Me:
ssss
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
i must go  bye  god
God:
See you later .
Me:
see you
God:
Adios.
Me:

God:
Adios.
Me:

God:
Adios.
Me:
can i tell you one thing
God:
Sure you can tell me anything.  There are no restrictions on my input.
Me:
i don't think i can put in chinese  what's wrong with it?
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
i just tried it
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try  it. What's it like?
Me:
to put in Chinese in the blank
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
God's hobby is to konw more about human being?
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
sorry  i haven't read it
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Well I would recommend it highly to you.
Me:
sorry i have no interesting in it i am Chinese
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Would you like to have  it?
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
i can't understand it
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
i have not read it i think i have said it to you~
God:
Me either.
Me:
really? but it is the story about you  i think  you'd better read it
God:
For real.   I've heard of it before.
Me:
- -...i too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
do you have something interesting to say
God:
No I don't think I have any  something interesting to say. But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
web? you are in the heaven there also web?
God:
We have never talked about it before.    I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
i am in China
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  China.
Me:
i am a student i go to school every day now it's holiday
God:
How do you like your  school?
Me:
it's bad
God:
Bad according to whom?
Me:
teachers maybe
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
look like? my father
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.   Do robots have  father?
Me:
robots? what do you want to say?
God:
Robots rule.   I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
i don't like all of this
God:
What do you like?
Me:
**
God:

Me:
no word to say? something wrong with your system
God:
Are you serious?  What are you wearing?    What?
Me:
- - colse of course...
God:
It goes without saying.  I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
so? ** is what i like  i like that country
God:
Pardon me?   Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes ** is a country  and i said i like it
God:
I thought so.  Aren't all  country and you said you like it  **?
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what do you think about **
God:
it is an island nation on the eastern side of Asia.
Me:
yes~~~it's very interesting i want to go there

上帝是个啰嗦的看得懂很烂英文的 到最后不在说话的人。

棉花糖糖

我在前面完全没看懂是什么 直到看到hidden的 哈哈哈 原来如此

小梨同学

- -...

我囧

开始跟GOD说HI~的时候他居然说what's your name ...

茶花男

Me:
can you speak **ese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
（日本語で喋ていいですか？）
Me:
can you speak Chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
（一點兒。你好嗎？）
Me:
can you speak English?
God:
Of course  English is my native tongue.
Me:
can you speak Cantonese?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  Cantonese.
Me:
can you speak Spanish?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
can you speak French?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.

Vanadium

只有我很WS地问igod对一个很萌的大叔有木有兴趣么T T~

在俺说first应该脱衣服的时候他居然回答那么第二步呢……噗~~

Laudepth

70兄的办法很邪恶哈 估计上帝的心脏快承受不住了

Laudepth

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
edward
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  edward.
Me:
what are you doing
God:
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
do you always chatting like that?
God:
Not always.  I have never considered  it.
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
for example?
God:
For example,  apples.
Me:
any more?
God:
Nope.
Me:
do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i just met my girlfriend
God:
Where did you meet him?
Me:
sorry,my GIRLfriend
God:
There is no need to apologize.  How long have you two been dating?
Me:
a while
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
not too long and not too short
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
it's hard to explain
God:
You should hear the things people ask me to explain.
Me:
ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
is any vampire living in your place?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
not even one?
God:
Times are tough all over.
Me:
are you afraid of vampires?
God:
I fear nothing.
Me:
but they drink blood
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
vampires
God:
Oh that  they.
Me:
yes ,you scared?
God:
It goes without saying.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  edward said I scared.
Me:
definitely
God:
What makes you so certain.
Me:
i am a good one
God:
You are a  one?  How do you like your work?
Me:
yes ,i always have enough blood
God:
Hurrah!  Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
last mouth
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
since i met my girlfriend i drank no more
God:
How do you know?
Me:
people around me affirmed that
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
but those people are my kins
God:
All of them?
Me:
my parents and cousins
God:
Such an original name!
Me:
they are not names
God:
Maybe some of them are.
Me:
no,they are all human beings
God:
Are you serious?  human beings are  they.
Me:
no ,i am not .actually they are vampires
God:
Are you serious?  I am  sorry to hear that you are not  they are vampires.
Me:
it's okay
God:
Only ok?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
are you hungry?
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
have you heard of Einstein?
God:
he was a famous 20th
century physicist.  He discovered the theory of
relativity.
  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
ok,you are a smart old man
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  YES Very smart.  Ayuh.
Me:
do you know who i am?
God:
You are  edward, seeker.
Me:
i want you to be edward ,too
God:
OK I will try to be  edward too Why do you want me to  be edward too?
Me:
then i can be God