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[来波讨论] [好吧，这算原创]美剧<The big bang theroy>第一集对话摘选。

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发表于 2009-3-28 17:53:34 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览

花了一下午时间搞了这个，第一季第一集的句子。有兴趣就去找美剧看吧，相信不会让你失望的。还有，我知道我这是拾人牙慧，字幕组弄出来句子了我挑着写一遍而已。但是好歹这也是在下打了一下午字的成果，最起码也算是自己学了学英语。觉得没啥意思的甭看就成了

Leonard:What's your point?
你想说什么？
Sheldon:There's no point,Ijust think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
没什么，我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错。
Leonard：Is this the high-q sperm bank?
这里是高智商精子库吗？
If you have to adk,maybe you shouldn' be here.
如果这也要问的话，那你不应该在这。
Sheldon: I think this is the place.
我看就是这儿了。

Sheldon:If the height of a single step is off by as little as 2 millimeters,most people will trip.
如果有一个阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距，大多数人会被绊倒。
Leonard:I don't care.
关我鸟事……
(2秒沉默)
Leonard：2 mill...that doesn't seem right...
两毫米……不太可能吧？
Sheldon:No,it's ture,I did a series of experiments when I was 12,my father broke his clavicle.
不，这是真的，我12岁的时候做过一系列实验，我爸爸还摔断了锁骨。
Leonard:Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的？
Sheldon:No,that was a result of my work with lasers.
不，是因为我那些关于激光的实验。

(见到对面新邻居penny)
Leonard:We don't mean to interrupt,we live across the hall.
我们不想打扰你，我们就住你对面。
Penny:Oh,that's nice~~~（一副见到同性恋的表情）
哦~~真好~~~
(意识到表达错误)
Leonard:We don't live together...I mean...we live together,but in seprate,heterosexual bedrooms.
我们不在一起住……我的意思是……我们住在一起，不过是在分开的，异性恋的卧室里。
（敲开penny家门打完招呼）
Leonard:Anyway..en.We brouthe home indian food.And...I know that moving can be stressful,and I find that when I'm undergoing stress,the good and company can have a comforting affect.
嗯……我们带了印度菜回来。恩……我知道搬家很累人，而且我发现当我身心俱疲时，美食与伙伴能让人很舒坦。
(penny很开心，Leonard有点紧张)
Leonard:Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't have to tell you.That you know a clean colon is just...One less thing to worry about.
还有，咖喱本身具有通便功效，我想我不用再说了。而且你知道的，大肠畅通的话……那就可以少件操心事了~
Sheldon：I'm not expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,You mint want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
这方面我不是专家，不过我觉得在你邀请别人吃东西的时候，你最好别说些关于肠运动的事。

Penny：What do you guys do for fun around here?
你们平时都玩些什么？
Sheldon：Today we tried masturbating for money.
今天我们尝试通过自慰来赚钱。（他指去高智商精子库的事儿……）

(Penny在他们家坐下准备先吃东西)
Sheldon:That's where I sit.
那是我的座位。
Penny:So,sit next to me.
Sheldon(想了想):No...I sit there.
Penny:What's the difference?
这有什么区别？
Sheldon:What's the difference?
什么区别？（Leonard插嘴：Here we go~开始了）
Sheldon:In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration.In the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross -bereeze created by opening windows there and there.It faces the television at an anglethat is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation，nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.I could go on,but I think I've mad my point.
在冬天，这个位置离暖气比较近所以比较暖和，但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗。在夏天，通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉，就是这边和那边的窗户。看电视正好有个角度，不会太正，从而影响跟别人说话,也不会太斜，从而造成脖子酸疼。我还能继续，不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了。

Leonard:That's probably enough about us,so tell us about you.
关于我们已经说的够多了，说说你吧
Penny：Me?OK~Im sagittarius,which probably tells you way more than you need to know
我？好吧~我是射手座的，就这一点你们很可能就了解的比我想说的更多了。
Sheldon:Yes.It tells us that you participate in the mass culture delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality
没错。我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想，就是指你出生时相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置可能会决定你的性格。

(penny说完她是乳酪店服务员后)
Penny:Anyway,I'm also writting a screenplay ,it's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.Afrom lincoln,nebraska to be an actress and winds up a waitress at he cheescake factory.
还有，我正在写一个剧本，讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶，她本想当名演员，最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务员。
Leonard:So it's based on your life?
看来这是根据你的经历写的？
Penny:No,I'm from omaha
不，我来自奥马哈。

(Penny回忆到了伤心往事)
Penny:God you know, 4 years I lived with him.4 years...that's like as long as high school...
上帝你知道的，我和他同居了四年，整整四年...都和高中生涯一样长了...
Sheldon:It took you 4 years to get through high school?
你花了4年才读完高中？

(Penny借Leonard他们公寓的浴室洗澡，Sheldon和Leonard在客厅)
Leonard:How so?
怎么了？
Sheldon:It has benn some tome since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apardment.
上次有个女人在我们这里脱掉衣服距离现在已经很久了
Leonard:That'snot ture.Remember at thanksgiving,my grandmother with alzheimers's had that episode?
不见得吧？还记得感恩节的时候，我老年痴呆的祖母上演的那段？
Sheldon:Point taken.It has benn some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off after which we did't want to rip our eyes out.
明白了。距离上次有女人在我们这里脱掉衣服，并且看了之后我们不想把眼睛挖掉，已经很久了。
Sheldon:So what exatly are you trying to accomplish here?
你现在究竟是要干些什么呢？
Leonard:Excuse me?
什么？
Sheldon:That woman is not going to have sex with you.
那个女人不会和你OOXX的。
Leonard:I'm not trying to have sex with her.
我没有想和她OOXX.
Sheldon:Oh good,then you won't be disappoionted.
那太好了，这样你就不会失望了。
Leonard:What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?I'm a male and shi's a female.
你凭什么觉得她不会和我OOXX？我是男的，她是女的。
Sheldon:Yes,but not of the same species.
没错，但不是同一物种。

(Leonard他们的2个朋友来访……wolowitz和Raj)
Sheldon:That's great.You guys have to go.
不错，可你们现在不得不走。
Raj:Why?
为啥啊？
Leonard:It's just not a good time.
这不是个好时候.
Sheldon:Leonard has a lady over.
他有女士来访。
Wolowitz:Yeah,right.Your grandmother back in town?
是的，我明白了，你祖母又回城来了？

(在浴室里，Penny向Leonard请求一件事，然后镜头转向，Sheldon和Leonard在汽车里)
Sheldon:I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
我真的觉得我们该好好想想这里面的因果关系了。
Leonard:Must we..
有必要吗...
(打断)Leonard:Event A,a beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.Event B,we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.Query,on what plane of existence,is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
事件A, 我们的淋浴器下站着个裸体美女.事件B,我们开车穿过半个城市到上述那位女性的前男友处取回一台电视机。提问：在哪个层面上，这两个事件哪怕是有半点合理的联系？

Sheldon”Why can't she get her own TV?
为什么她自己不去取回电视机？
Leonard:Come on,you know how it is with breakups.
得了吧，你知道分手是怎么回事。
Sheldon:No,I don't,and neither do u.
我不知道，你也不知道。
Leonard:I broke up with Joyce Kim.
我和乔伊斯*金分手过。
Sheldon:You did not break up with Joyce Kim,She defected to north korea.
你没有和她分手，是她投奔回北朝鲜了。

(到了目的地，进不了楼下的门，Leonard着急了，上去使劲拽门，门不开）
Sheldon:It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.
能目睹你大脑工作实在很荣幸。

(被penny的前男友修理，两人裤子被扒掉……只穿小裤衩走出公寓大门)
Sheldon:Leonard.
李奥纳德。
Leonard:What?
怎么了？
Sheldon:My mon bought me those pants.
那裤子是我妈买给我的。
Leonard:I'm sorry.
对不起。
Sheldon:You're going to call her.
你得打电话告诉她一下。

（两人回到自己公寓，上楼ing）
Leonard:Sheldon,I'm so sorry I dragged you throuth this.
谢尔顿，拖你下水了，真抱歉。
Sheldon:It's OK.It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.
没关系，这不是我的第一条裤子，也不会是最后一条。
Leonard:And you were right about my motives.I was hoping to establish a relathionship with Penny that might have someday led to sex.
关于我的动机你说的没错。我是指望着和潘妮能建立起关系，或许有一天能和她OOXX(题外话，这家伙有一次离这个目标只有半分钟距离了，可还是被自己的笨拙搞黄了……)
(短暂的沉默)
Sheldon:Well,you got me out of my pants.
你让我脱裤子了……

(Penny看到他们的惨样，拥抱了他们，还要请客吃饭)
Sheldon:You're not done with her,are you?
你和她还没玩完那，是吗？
Leonard(看着penny背影，沉默):Our babies will be smart and beutiful.
我们的孩子会既聪明又美丽。
Sheldon(看了一眼Leonard):Not to mention the imaginary.
想象力更是不言而喻。

就这些吧。等有时间了弄后面的。第一季还有16集……第二集目前都到18集了，看来这是个大坑啊……