[火星]最近在课上听见的两个冷笑话，拿来分享下=w= 【9楼更新】

Nemesis-G

火星勿怪，希望各位喜欢~

1.
Two antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding was awesome, but the receiving was tremendously bad.

2.
Two cannibals went into a restaurant and ordered a comedian for their lunch. After they finished the meal, a cannibal said to his friend:"My stomach feels funny."

[ 本帖最后由 Nemesis-G 于 2009-10-22 05:59 编辑 ]

血祭sherry

NG的笑话贴俺先来沙发了…研究中…

lyguonan

第二个果然有点冷

Nemesis-G

天线去结婚了，那么接收肯定是会不好的~

SSV

receiving应该是一个双关语。一方面指天线的接收，一方面指the receiving after the wedding(西方人结婚后的接待）.
很好笑，好久没这么笑过了。

[ 本帖最后由 SSV 于 2009-10-13 12:36 编辑 ]

hiddern70

Mystomach feels funny

yeah, me too. XD

Nemesis-G

Newly received.

1. Two peanuts go into a bar, and one of them is assaulted

2. Next Valentine, don't send a heart-shaped card to your boy/girlfriend, and don't say "I love you from the bottom of my heart", because emotions don't come from heart. The correct way is send him/her a brain-shaped card, and write "I love you from the central neurotransmitter of my hypothalamus", 'cause that's where emotions come from!

EdoGaWa^CoNan

。。。。。。。。。。。NG 你念啥的？第二个是我男朋友的话，我会把他飞了。。。。。。。。。。

Nemesis-G

上面那个囧物是心理课上的东西……
这里有一个新的~

A police officer found a women knitting while driving.
He consider this dangerous, so he jumped on his patrol car and followed her, when he was close to her, he yelled at her through his megaphone:"Pull over! Pull over!!"
The women ignored him and keeped driving, finally the officer made to a great position beside her car, and yelled right into the driver's seat:"PULLOVER!!!"
The women raise her head and answered:" This is not a pullover, officer, it's a sweater."

hiddern70

原帖由 Nemesis-G 于 2009-10-27 10:11 发表
上面那个囧物是心理课上的东西……
这里有一个新的~

A police officer found a women knitting while driving.
He consider this dangerous, so he jumped on his patrol car and followed her, when he was close  ...

呵呵，这条子急了，把俩词儿喊一块了

Nemesis-G

继续更新~

How do the crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do the prisoners call each other?
They use the cell phone.

4everluv

我冷。。。

Nemesis-G

新入手~

A thief fell in a pool of wet cement when running away from the police, what did he become?

A hardened criminal

SSV

原帖由 Nemesis-G 于 2009-10-22 05:59 发表
Newly received.

1. Two peanuts go into a bar, and one of them is assaulted

2. Next Valentine, don't send a heart-shaped card to your boy/girlfriend, and don't say "I love you from the bottom of my h ...

哈哈，有意思，
雨夜·心的背面 应该改成 雨夜·头的背面 或者 雨夜· 后脑勺

hiddern70

原帖由 Nemesis-G 于 2009-11-6 01:36 发表
新入手~

A thief fell in a pool of wet cement when running away from the police, what did he become?

A hardened criminal

哈哈
因为变硬了，所以就顽固了

it_182ste

1楼和11楼看得笑喷了..(是真的喷了= =||||||可怜滴显示器那!NG你要赔偿TOT...

9楼的第一个没看懂为什么OTL

15楼真的冷到了囧

Depth

原帖由 Nemesis-G 于 2009-10-11 13:43 发表
火星勿怪，希望各位喜欢~

1.
Two antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding was awesome, but the receiving was tremendously bad.

2.
Two cannibals went into a restaurant and ordered a comedian fo ...

除了这两个之外，后面的越来越冷……笑点不要太高。